WTF is wrong with the world? Hormonally challenged idiots buying ( and selling) Neanders! And what about this ad? Ghetto camo? Hidin or ridin your sugar puff daddy?
Seriously, can anyone out there tell me what the fuck these ad peeps are trying to say? Dooohh!
Home again!
After Jackie got back from the dentist, I immediately took her out for champagne before the anaesthetic, paralyzing half her face would wear off. Hilarious! Smiiiile!
(yes, she will get her revenge next time I get out of that chair…)
Well in her defense, Jackie got shafted big time yesterday. We visited the “Grand Hotel Giessbach”, a 10 year fantasy of hers. What we found instead was a tourist trap of the uglier kind. Cheer up girl, there will be other good things in life!
So Jackie and Max decide it’s a good idea to go to the dentists before returning to the outback. Guess it was, holes and other evilness were found, our account got plundered, and more appointments were made for next week.
Man, the Swiss are masters of the evil eye.
I have lived in this country long enough to know it really is not just me being
self concious.
On the bus home a man was burning holes in my skull.
Swiss voodoo… Yep he has either an ex that looks like me or wishes he did.
Hehe
Perhaps hibiscus is not the preferred pattern if your butt is bigger than microscopic.
Hell, these pants would make a super model look fat.
Meow! Yeah that is right… I went there…
This lass was nice enough to show us her undergarments on the bus.
Might be sexy if it were not a pink used and tatty bra.
Guess you will have ask Max about that one.
I did have an uncontrolable urge to reach out and snap the hell out of her bra.
Oh well, disaster averted. Max was too embarrassd at me photographing her and made me exit two stop early.
Got to love butts in your face… Yuck.
Nuff said… Fart monster…
