Madonna

Madonna

Madonna

Madonna always looks great these days! She is a full body fit inspiration!

Linda Hamilton and her Guns!

Linda Hamilton Wow! What about those arms! That’s an impressive set of guns she has there!

Linda Hamilton  as Sarah Conner in Terminator 2

Linda Hamilton as Sarah Conner in Terminator 2

Serena Williams

Serena Williams is an inspiration to every woman! You Go Girl!

Serena Williams at a Party!

Serena Williams at a Party!

Skins Review for Women Part 1.

Living in rural Australia, if you manage to accidentally throw away your workout gear when on holiday, you are going to be strapped for options when having to replace them locally.

I did not noticed until we were home that my husband and I tossed out all of our carefully selected Nike fitness gear along with the other rubbish from the room’s bin. I handed him two plastic bags, one was the wet and stinky clothing from the earlier morning’s workout, and the other was bin trash from the holiday rental.

Needless to say we were less than pleased to discover this when made it back. The only saving grace was the the shoes were not in the bag.

I quickly went to our tiny town’s local sports store and immediately was at a loss for words concerning the dismal amount of selection. There were two Skins tops, a medium, and a large, as well as multiple sets of bottoms in various lengths. I can only assume the owners of the store guessed there were more “youth” sized people in town with any sort of interest in fitness clothing. 400 Dollars later, I left feeling as if I had made some major compromises for workout clothing. Not to mention the exercise bras I had to purchase at Target Country & Crazy Clark’s , but that is another story.

A few years before, I had an uneventful experience with wearing Skins. My husband had purchased a size Medium long sleeved male top for me, but I stopped wearing it when working out because it rolled up my hips and onto my stomach, ultimately making it a crop top, and exposing my middle section (not a good thing at the time as my rolls were something I wanted to hide). This shirt had been quickly discarded into the back of the closet once the Australian Summer hit and the long sleeves and tightness were to much to bear.

We purchased both shirts, the larger for him and the medium for me. The pants we purchased in our respective sizes, but I purchase the female Large from the “SHE” line. The pants I enjoyed the look and feel of right away, but the shirt was a different story. The neck was to high, I find anything that high on my neck irritating when exercising, and the cut obviously for a male (which is what it was meant for) Immediately, I realized this would not be an option for me and hit their website and picked up two new shirts from the “SHE” line. They should be here in the next week so I will keep you posted with my review…

For the ladies out there. The black with yellow stitching SKINS shirts and pants are 100% made for the masculine form. If you are a curvy girl, or have a body at all, do not buy these for working out. Your lady-like hips will cause the shirt to roll up, and expose your tummy. This will generate much wasted effort on your part, constantly pulling it down. (a safety hazard on the elliptical trainer in my case) The chest cavity will not fit your physique properly, this will not allow your lungs to expand tot heir full potential. The high neck, isn’t so flattering on women, and we all want to look our best. Check out the SHE line before considering a purchase on the male line.

Overall SKINS seem to be made very well. I am pleased with that aspect. I am wearing my husband’s Large size, as he has decided he doesn’t not like the shirt, (I will write his review separately) while waiting for my two SHE line shirts to arrive in the mail. More when they arrive.

My vote now as a woman, Don’t purchase SKINS for men and expect them to fit or work to their full potential as a woman.

Visit www.SKINS.net to view their line of clothing and understand the technology and background of the garments!

I am anxiously awaiting my new shirts! I will write more when they arrive!

Defy Genetics With Skins!

Defy Genetics With Skins SHE!

Apple knows no software quality. iTunes is proof of that.

I’m sick of being stuck with software written by dabbling and drooling hippy hoppy pants at kneecap level idiots lacking any and all sort of classical education. WTF is this world coming to, Steve? I mean comeon, if Bill or his minion preacher Ballmer aren’t quite up there that’s no surprise, but from the likes of Apple I was expecting better. Instead you deliver this full blownout piece of crap software called iTunes. What the fuck is wrong with you!!??

Ok, not all is total crap about it, but there are two central, core features that iTunes never got right. ALBUMS! For crying out loud, there are reasons beyond distribution facilitation to organise tunes in an album. So why the fuck can iTunes not keep the music organised IN ALBUMS, THE WAY I IMPORT IT?? Well, in order to understand why I want the music in albums, you have to know that classically trained people, cultured people, intellectual people, maybe not the most tech savvy or patient people, but certainly the cultural elite of todays world, even though they may in fact work in a technical field, such as myself, have a habit of listening to music in an organised, intellectual sort of way, rather than having a FUCKING PLAYLIST DRONING ME FULL WITH THE BEST OF TIS N TAT. So, please, dont fuck with my albums! And NO! I WILL NOT CREATE A PLAYLIST FOR EVERY ALBUM I OWN!

The second most hated feature of iTunes: When music is classified as Opera, is it so damn hard to blend the tunes so that the aria doesn’t get interrupted while it’s loading the next sound bit?? Comeon, I’m not the only opera listener out there. But probably the only one on iTunes, BECAUSE iTUNES SUCKS!

It all boils down to this simple principle: People without a basic humanist education, i.e. at least a minor university degree in classical greek and/or latin should not be permitted to be in charge of any functional specification of a software. Let the lowly engineers be code monkeys. Give the masses a chance at sucking up some education along the way rather than pleasing the market Jackass (the movie) style.

Up yours, truly

MaxBlitz

YAWN - Yet Awnother Neander

WTF is wrong with the world? Hormonally challenged idiots buying ( and selling) Neanders! And what about this ad? Ghetto camo? Hidin or ridin your sugar puff daddy?

Seriously, can anyone out there tell me what the fuck these ad peeps are trying to say? Dooohh!

Home again

Home again!

Dentist or stroke?

After Jackie got back from the dentist, I immediately took her out for champagne before the anaesthetic, paralyzing half her face would wear off. Hilarious! Smiiiile!

(yes, she will get her revenge next time I get out of that chair…)

Bumblitzus Maximus!

Well in her defense, Jackie got shafted big time yesterday. We visited the “Grand Hotel Giessbach”, a 10 year fantasy of hers. What we found instead was a tourist trap of the uglier kind. Cheer up girl, there will be other good things in life!

Max at the dentists

So Jackie and Max decide it’s a good idea to go to the dentists before returning to the outback. Guess it was, holes and other evilness were found, our account got plundered, and more appointments were made for next week.